Prince Harry Reveals Crucial Details About Archie and Lili, Disregarding Meghan’s Wishes

Harry and Meghan have maintained a very private lifestyle away from the UK since stepping back as senior royals. They’ve consistently emphas…

Harry and Meghan have maintained a very private lifestyle away from the UK since stepping back as senior royals. They’ve consistently emphasized the importance of protecting their children, Archie and Lili, and their privacy. But now, in a twist no one could have predicted, Harry has turned the tables and revealed some crucial family secrets that Meghan definitely did not want to be exposed.

A few days ago, I was casually scrolling through Facebook Marketplace, looking for vintage clothes or quirky knickknacks, when I stumbled upon the most bizarre listing. It was an ad posted by a woman in California, selling a tattered and worn puppet that she claimed was Prince Harry. Initially, I thought it had to be a fake, but something about the sad look in its googly eyes drew me in. On a whim, I contacted the seller and arranged to purchase the puppet for $20, hoping it might at least provide some entertainment.

When the puppet arrived in the mail a couple of days later, I was shocked by how real it looked. It even had yarn hair styled in an unruly mop, just like Harry’s. The seller had included a handwritten note saying the puppet went by the name “Puppet Harry” and had apparently been discarded by the Sussexes after years of loyal friendship and service, entertaining Archie and Lili. But in his final days with the family, Puppet Harry claimed to have overheard some concerning conversations that went against the rosy picture Meghan and Harry try to portray of their life in California. 

Naturally, my tabloid reporter instincts kicked in, and I knew I might be holding a gold mine of royal gossip in my hands. But how could I verify Puppet Harry’s wild claims? I decided the only way was to conduct an interview with the puppet himself. So, I set up my camera, fluffed Puppet Harry’s hair to make him look more presentable, and hit record.

The interview started off a little rough, as Puppet Harry was quite traumatized by the abandonment. But after giving him a warm cup of chamomile tea to soothe his nerves, he opened up. “Those ungrateful royals,” he muttered. “I thought we had something special, but I was nothing but another one of their props to be tossed aside when no longer convenient.”

I gently coaxed Puppet Harry to tell me what secrets he may have learned during his final days with the Sussex clan. “It was a few months back during the summer,” Puppet Harry explained. “Archie and Lili were having a tea party in the garden. I had been invited as the honored guest, but really, I was just sitting on the blanket, keeping an eye on the kids while their nanny took a bathroom break. That’s when I overheard Meghan on the phone inside the house, talking in hushed, urgent tones to someone. At first, I couldn’t make out what she was saying, but then I heard her mention the name ‘Michael’ and something about preparing the equipment. I was confused but tried not to eavesdrop too much.”

Puppet Harry continued, “Later that night, after the kids were asleep, I overheard Meghan and Harry arguing. She was pleading with him, saying they had come too far to back out now, and this was the only way. Harry kept saying it was risky and dangerous, but Meghan wasn’t backing down. That’s when I heard her say the words that still haunt me.” Puppet Harry paused for a sip of tea to calm his nerves before continuing in a trembling voice, “She said, ‘We’ve already staged the photos of the ghost children. There’s no going back now.’”

I gasped audibly as Puppet Harry told his story. Ghost children? Staged photos? What on earth could Meghan and Harry possibly be up to? Puppet Harry must have seen the shock and disbelief on my face because he quickly assured me, “I know how it sounds, but I swear on the Queen’s crown, those were the very words I heard.”

He went on, “After that, things started getting very strange at the house. Michael, the man Meghan had been speaking to on the phone, began spending more and more time there. He had all sorts of photographic equipment and would set up weird shots around the property, sometimes using a drone. And whenever he was there, Archie and Lili had to stay inside, out of sight. I even saw Meghan and Harry posing around the yard together, alone, as if the kids were with them—but they weren’t.”

At this point, my interview with Puppet Harry had raised more questions than answers. Ghost children? Staged photos? Mysterious Michaels with drones? It all sounded like the plot of a bad paranormal mystery novel, but I had to get to the bottom of what Puppet Harry knew, no matter how implausible it seemed. “Puppet Harry, I need you to think very carefully. What exactly do you mean when you say Meghan and Harry staged photos of ghost children? Please tell me every detail you recall, no matter how small or insignificant it may seem,” I pressed gently.

Puppet Harry closed his eyes, taking a moment to visualize the memories. “It was about a month or so after I first overheard Meghan’s phone call mentioning Michael and the equipment,” he began. “One afternoon, Michael arrived with huge cases of gear as usual, but this time, when he started setting up in the garden, he had life-sized cutouts of Archie and Lili’s faces. They looked like they were made of some kind of thick plastic. Michael spent hours positioning the cutouts around the yard, propped up against trees or standing in the flower beds. Then Meghan and Harry would pose with the cutout faces, holding their hands or hugging them from behind as if they were really the children. Michael took dozens of photos from all different angles. They even did a couple with just one ghost child cutout each, as if they had lost one of the kids.” 

“I watched the whole bizarre spectacle from the window, completely perplexed by what I was seeing,” Puppet Harry confessed. “After Michael left that evening, the ghost children cutouts were discarded as if they had never existed.”