Catherine Tate’s Nan Takes Over ‘Loose Women’ in Riotous, Bleep-Filled Appearance – And She’s Not Sorry One Bit

Brace yourselves, Britain—Nan is back. And she’s bigger, bolder, and more unapologetically hilarious than ever. In a side-splitting appearance on ITV’s Loose Women, Catherine Tate’s iconic foul-mouthed granny character turned the daytime talk show upside down with her outrageous banter, biting wit, and jaw-dropping declarations that left both hosts and viewers howling—and censors scrambling for the bleep button.

Fresh off the release of her brand-new film Nan: The Movie, the legendary character sauntered onto the set with all the grace of a hurricane in a floral blouse. The crowd erupted in applause as Nan made her grand entrance, raising eyebrows and heart rates in equal measure.

“Where’s good question? They knew I was coming!” Nan snapped cheekily, setting the tone for a no-holds-barred segment that viewers won’t soon forget.

“I’m a Film Star Now, Sweetheart”

Never one to shy away from self-praise (or anything, really), Nan wasted no time announcing her silver screen credentials.

“I’ve got a film out! Go and see it—that’s really the message, innit?”

Cue a round of laughter from the panel as Nan hilariously struggled to avoid expletives while describing her new cinematic venture. She confessed that not swearing on live television was one of the greatest challenges of her life.

“I’ve made a list of all the things I can’t say. I’m bursting, darling.”

Even Big Brother legend Davina McCall’s infamous “Do not swear!” warning was quoted—but judging by the bleep count, Nan was only half-listening.

Guinness, Scratchings, and No Body Double

When asked about her “movie star rider” demands, Nan listed her backstage must-haves without blinking: “Tena Ladies, Guinness, and scratchings.” The audience roared.

But she was quick to clarify that there was no Hollywood fakery here. No stunt doubles. No glamorous wardrobe changes.

“I do my own stunts. I insisted on a New York clause in the contract. It’s just me, sweetheart. Just me.”

She even refused to dress up for the premiere, claiming she was already “dressed up” enough in her usual gear.

“Why would I not? I look marvellous. Blooming!”

One of the Loose Women dared to ask if she’d brushed her hair. Her deadpan reply?

“No. I will later. When I’m on The One Show.”

The Uninvited Star

Perhaps the most jaw-dropping revelation came when the hosts asked why it had taken so long for Nan to grace Loose Women with her presence.

“I’ve never been invited!” she exclaimed. “That’s the truth, right. Could’ve been round ages ago.”

Cue nervous laughter, awkward glances—and the realization that ITV may have seriously dropped the ball on one of the UK’s most iconic comedy legends.

“I said I’d go on Loose Women and then I waited. And waited. And waited…”

Her voice trailed off in mock heartbreak, though the twinkle in her eye said otherwise.

Janet Street-Porter Shade & The “Real” Star of the Show

Not one to avoid controversy, Nan couldn’t resist poking fun at veteran panellist Janet Street-Porter.

“It’s been a while since I’ve seen her. Where’s Janet? Not here? Knew I was coming, didn’t she?”

Though Janet was MIA, her spirit lingered—especially when Nan declared that she’d voted for the Loose Women team in their recent award win… but wouldn’t do it again.

“I voted for you. You were the one. But I won’t be voting again. I’m a film star now.”

Shots fired, as the kids say.

Nan’s Loose Legacy – And the Bigger Picture

Behind the jokes and bleeped-out tirades, there’s something deeply special about the enduring appeal of Catherine Tate’s Nan. She’s rude, crude, and utterly impossible—but she’s also heartbreakingly real.

Tate’s ability to channel the raw, unfiltered essence of a generation of grandmothers who’ve seen it all and aren’t afraid to speak their mind is a masterclass in character comedy. And Nan: The Movie seems poised to take that magic to the big screen with bigger laughs—and perhaps even bigger tears.

“It’ll get a bit meta if I start talking about it,” Nan quipped. “I can see myself on the telly while talking about the film I’m in. It’s marvellous.”

Indeed it is.

What’s Next for Nan?

With the film’s release set for March 18th, and a promotional tour that includes Loose Women, The One Show, and more, it’s clear that Nan isn’t going anywhere. If anything, she’s just getting started.

“I’ve come up the pictures to see you!” she told Denise Welch with a grin. “I’m here now, love. You’ll have to deal with it.”

And we’re all more than happy to.

🎬 Nan: The Movie hits cinemas Friday, March 18th. Bring tissues—for the tears of laughter and, if Tate’s past work is anything to go by, possibly a few of the real kind too.