Justin Welby, the former Archbishop of Canterbury, is apparently planning to write a tell-all book.

We’ve got Justin Welby, who just recently resigned as Archbishop of Canterbury under some pretty serious circumstances.This is the same Justin Welby who, according to Meghan Markle herself, supposedly married her and Prince Harry twice. Remember that whopper she told Oprah about having a secret backyard wedding three days before the big event?

But here’s where it gets really interesting. Let’s talk about that mysterious baptism of Archie. Now, every royal watcher knows that royal baptisms are public events. It’s part of the deal—the public supports the monarchy, and in return, we get to share in these special moments. Just look at how Prince William and Catherine handled their children’s christenings—beautiful, traditional, transparent events that brought joy to the nation. But then we have the Sussex approach: secret this, private that—more smoke and mirrors than a Las Vegas magic show.

And here’s where things start getting really weird. According to recent revelations, the Church of England bishops didn’t even know about Archie’s baptism until two years after it supposedly happened. How is that even possible when we all saw the photos of Catherine arriving at Windsor Castle in her blue dress?

Speaking of those photos, oh my goodness, let me tell you about the metadata scandal. Those official christening photos, the ones that were supposed to be from that special day? Well, the metadata shows they were taken six weeks earlier. Six weeks! Now, I don’t know about you, but that’s setting off more red flags than a Chinese parade.

And let’s talk about Justin Welby’s peculiar behavior around this time. He missed one of the most important meetings in the Church of England calendar, the General Synod, supposedly to perform this christening. But if it was all above board, why didn’t anyone know about it at the time? Why did it take two years for this information to come out?

You know what’s really interesting? William and Catherine were photographed arriving at Windsor Castle for the christening, but then in the official photos, Catherine’s wearing a completely different outfit. Now, some people say, “Oh, she just changed clothes,” but let me ask you—who changes clothes during a christening ceremony? It makes absolutely no sense.

And here’s another thing that’s been bothering me, and I know it’s been bothering many of you too: if this was a proper royal christening, why all the secrecy? Why were the bishops of the Church of England kept in the dark? This isn’t some private family having a quiet christening. This was supposedly a royal event for a child who was seventh in line to the throne.

Now, let’s connect some dots here. We’ve got H. Trevor dropping bombshells about Meghan supposedly having had a hysterectomy before meeting Harry. We’ve got mysterious photos with questionable metadata. We’ve got an archbishop who’s about to spill some serious tea. Are you starting to see a pattern here? And let’s not forget, this is the same couple who told us they had a secret wedding in their backyard, which turned out to be completely false. The same couple who’ve made a career out of playing fast and loose with the truth. The same couple who seem to have a different version of events for every day of the week.

Compare this to how our beloved Catherine handles things—always with grace, always with transparency, always with respect for the institution and the public. Even now, as she recovers from surgery, there’s no drama, no secrets—just dignity and proper protocol.

You know what really gets me? The way Meghan and Harry justified all this secrecy by claiming they didn’t owe the public anything because they were being funded by the Duke of Cornwall. Well, excuse me, but that’s not how the monarchy works. The whole institution is based on a social contract with the British people.

And now we’ve got Justin Welby, a man who clearly knows where all the bodies are buried (metaphorically speaking, of course), about to write a book. A man who’s just lost his position of power and privilege, and who, let’s be honest, doesn’t seem to have the strongest moral compass given the circumstances of his resignation. Think about it—what might he reveal? What secrets could he spill about that mysterious christening, about those two weddings that Meghan claimed happened, about all the behind-the-scenes drama that we know must have been happening?

Let me tell you something, I’ve been following the royal family for decades, and I’ve never seen anything quite like this—the level of secrecy, the inconsistencies, the constantly changing narratives. It’s like watching a poorly written soap opera, except this is supposedly real life.

And here’s what really bothers me— all of this could have been so different. Harry and Meghan could have chosen transparency. They could have followed the example set by William and Catherine. They could have embraced their roles and shared their joy with the public who supported them. Instead, what did we get? Secret ceremonies that may or may not have happened, photos with questionable timestamps, an archbishop who kept secrets from his own church, and now potentially a tell-all book that could blow the whole thing wide open.

You know what’s really telling? The timing of all this, just as Harry and Meghan are trying to rebuild their brand, just as they’re trying to convince everyone they’re still relevant. Along comes someone who knows all their secrets and has nothing left to lose.

And let’s not forget, Justin Welby isn’t just any random person. This is the man who supposedly performed both their wedding ceremonies—if we believe Meghan’s version—who christened their child, if that’s what really happened, who was there for all these pivotal moments. His words will carry weight.

Think about the questions this raises. If the bishops didn’t know about the christening for two years, what actually happened that day? Why were William and Catherine photographed arriving if it wasn’t a proper royal christening? Why all the secrecy if everything was above board?

And here’s something else to consider: if Justin Welby is willing to write a tell-all book, what does that say about all those NDAs that Harry and Meghan are so fond of making people sign? Could this be the crack in the dam that leads to a flood of revelations?

I can’t help but think about how different this is from William and Catherine’s approach to royal life—every christening, every milestone shared with the public in a way that maintains both dignity and transparency. No secrets, no mysterious metadata, no conflicting stories—just honest, straightforward royal tradition.

And now, with Justin Welby preparing to spill the beans, Harry and Meghan must be absolutely terrified. Because let’s face it, if there’s one person who knows the truth about all these ceremonies, it’s the man who supposedly performed them.

What I find particularly interesting is how this all ties into the larger pattern we’ve seen with Harry and Meghan—the constant need for secrecy, the controlling of narratives, the manipulation of information. It’s all part of the same story.

And now, finally, someone who was on the inside is about to start talking. Remember how Meghan told Oprah they got married in their backyard three days before the wedding? That turned out to be false. Remember how they claimed they wanted privacy then signed up for Netflix? Remember all the other times their version of events didn’t quite add up? Well, my friends, I have a feeling we’re about to get some answers because Justin Welby isn’t just any random person with a grudge. He was there. He knows what really happened. And if he’s really planning to tell all in this book, Harry and Meghan have every reason to be worried.

You know what’s really tragic about all this? It didn’t have to be this way. Harry could have had it all—a loving family, a respected position, the adoration of the British public. Instead, he chose to follow Meghan down this path of secrets and lies. And now it’s all starting to unravel.

And let’s be clear about something—this isn’t just about one christening or one wedding. This is about the pattern of behavior we’ve seen from Harry and Meghan since day one—the need to control the narrative, to keep secrets, to present their own version of reality regardless of the facts.

Think about poor Archie in all this. Every other royal child has their christening photos proudly displayed, their special moments shared with the nation. But Archie? His christening is shrouded in mystery, with photos that may not even be from the day and bishops who didn’t even know it happened.