Meghan Markle is likely throwing a fit worthy of a Netflix special after Prince Harry strolled onto the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon for a cheeky adventure through the host’s haunted maze. Meanwhile, Meghan is left fuming on the sidelines like a toddler denied a cookie. 

Harry transformed what could have been a mundane Monday evening into a delightfully spooky outing at Rockefeller Center on September 26th. Rather than participating in a typical interview, where he would awkwardly sip water and dodge tough questions, Harry opted for a Halloween-themed skit, navigating a haunted maze filled with zombies.

You can almost picture Meghan back at home, fists clenched as she watches Harry revel in this fright-fueled escapade. Can you imagine the scene? Meghan sitting there, thinking, “How dare he have fun without me?” It’s almost too amusing to be true.

Harry’s spontaneous appearance seemed to channel a carefree spirit that we haven’t seen since he and Meghan swapped royal duties for life in Hollywood. While Harry was out enjoying a few laughs, Meghan has been indefinitely blocked from the show. She was originally set to grace the same stage on September 20, 2022, but those plans were dashed due to the passing of Queen Elizabeth II.

Imagine her shock upon learning that Jimmy was rolling out the red carpet for Harry instead. Apparently, Meghan wanted to be the sole guest on Fallon’s show, which is just the kind of diva behavior we’ve come to expect from her. Critics had a field day, claiming she’s aiming for a Greta Garbo-style solo appearance. The idea of a full show dedicated to Meghan Markle discussing her podcast *Archetypes*—which has been plummeting down the charts—is akin to offering a child a single grain of rice and calling it a meal.

While Meghan’s aspirations for the Tonight Show were reportedly squashed, Harry casually grabbed Fallon’s chest during the fright fest. Can we talk about personal boundaries? Not that anyone’s surprised; he’s the same guy who has shared more about his life than anyone ever asked for.

One can’t help but wonder what Fallon will say about the “Duchess of Drama” in his next episode. Will he crack a joke at her expense? Will he acknowledge the not-so-small fact that while she’s been busy crafting a narrative of victimhood, her husband is out living his best life in front of millions?

As Meghan grapples with her PR image, Harry is showcasing his humorous side, offering a glimpse into a happy, carefree existence unburdened by a heavy handbag full of grievances.

So here we are, witnessing a classic case where one half of the couple gets to shine while the other stumbles in the shadows. With Harry providing comic relief on *The Tonight Show*, it starkly contrasts Meghan’s crumbling media strategy. It’s almost poetic, don’t you think?